Eeriness U. Topsides

Can feel worlds turning that other people don't know exist. Believes himself to be "a human telephone exchange". Though often described as an imposing figure, he stands on a box to reach his fridge freezer, where he houses a collection of antique meats.

• Unprofitable H. Cupcakes
• Administrator A. Cuddling
• Slug P. Edifice
• Hansel G. Genealogical
• Karenina M. Metacarpals
• Nicest J. Beseeching
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