Nicest J. Beseeching
You'll want to give her everything. She simply won't accept it, but lets you down gently. Still, you'll have the nagging feeling that she needs your help, your money, a pair of shoes, a warm spot in front of your fire. She tells you your company is more than enough. "Some cake, then?" "No, really." It can be quite wearing. If a charity ever discovers her, we'll all broke in no time.