{"id":81,"date":"2011-06-23T17:43:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-23T07:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/?p=81"},"modified":"2011-10-16T22:47:30","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T11:47:30","slug":"capitalism-i-shopped-all-day-for-your-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/capitalism2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-82\" title=\"Capitalism\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/capitalism2.jpg\" alt=\"Capitalism\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/capitalism2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/capitalism2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/capitalism2-305x228.jpg 305w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>A poem made from spam<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I Promised to help 5000 people<br \/>\nMy boldest claim ever<br \/>\nDo you miss me?<\/p>\n<p>You said once you like Rolex.<br \/>\nhow you wish you were younger<br \/>\nWould you let me share your secrets?<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t be afraid of bad things. you will find the solution<br \/>\nbe confident cause you can get the silky smooth skin back soon<br \/>\nLove yourself!<\/p>\n<p>Abundance is Your Birth Right<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got my eye on you<br \/>\nHow much is your car worth on trade-in?<\/p>\n<p>Passion should last forever<br \/>\nwe look for something<br \/>\nstopping and staring senselessly<\/p>\n<p>Sweetheart wants a Rolex ?<br \/>\nMake the Banker Woo You!<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like to get to know you&#8230;. broke<\/p>\n<p>I need you to call me<br \/>\nI lost my Rolex<br \/>\nnow I am a new man<br \/>\nI Sleep In The Barn<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This poem was constructed from 100% recycled spam email titles, without additives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A poem made from spam &nbsp; I Promised to help 5000 people My boldest claim ever Do you miss me? You said once you like Rolex. how you wish you were younger Would you let me share your secrets? don&#8217;t be afraid of bad things. you will find the solution be confident cause you can get the silky smooth skin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":86,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poems","tag-made-from-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/88"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}