{"id":36,"date":"2011-06-14T17:11:10","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T07:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/?p=36"},"modified":"2011-06-19T14:05:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T04:05:52","slug":"its-time-to-refill-edward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Time to Refill Edward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_flatcap.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-62\" title=\"Refill, flat cap?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_flatcap.png\" alt=\"Refill, flat cap?\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_flatcap.png 500w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_flatcap-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_flatcap-305x228.png 305w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your health, nipperty-tipperty&#8221; said Grover Fontenot, slopping his drink. &#8220;Your  health, milk-testing&#8221; they all replied, eyeing the stains on his lab coat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your  health, nurse frog&#8221; croaked Gonzalo Darling, turning in his chair to face the  ancient woman beside him. &#8220;Your health, old-field lark&#8221; she warbled back. The  militant army of God swept meddlers up stairs mumbling the ritual of the  unseeing infected wavelength, but in the pub lounge they ignored the sudden shift of air and continued raising their glasses.<\/p>\n<p>Linda Circumflex, her  perpetually raised eyebrow pointing into the wind, turned to her neighbour and bellowed &#8220;Your future, narrow-chested&#8221;. &#8220;Your future, music-panting&#8221; replied a  small man in a plastic raincoat, his outfit glistening with good cheer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_cocktail.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42\" title=\"Cocktail time\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_cocktail.png\" alt=\"Cocktail time\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_cocktail.png 600w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_cocktail-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_cocktail-305x228.png 305w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The theatre buffs, ladled out another round by the dazzling Amaryllis Courtney, began to glow a little brighter still. &#8220;Proscenium do you feel the energy!  swingy&#8230;&#8221; babbled Thracius Pritchard. He had seldom spoken a word in the last seven years or so.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Future, whiting brush,&#8221; said the glossy and overgroomed Heath Sprague to his snowy-haired companions. &#8220;Irony and buffoonery are, in times of catastrophe, like free travel in paradise,&#8221; intoned Johnathon Insouciant, so they all knew he didn&#8217;t mean it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better future, yellow-gloved&#8221;  yelped Rigoberto Fontenot, brother of the discoloured Grover. Somebody mumbled &#8220;I hope you don&#8217;t expect us to wash up&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Their collective laughter creaked  across the room. &#8220;Better success, wicker-woven&#8221; they all seemed to say at once. &#8220;Better Success, wave guide&#8221; quipped clever ButterFly Abdominales, rippling with amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Kermit Lamb stared vaguely into the mirror behind the bar. &#8220;Better  Success, yellow cheeked&#8221; said his reflection. Then he splashed down. Frogs are very annoying! And on it went, the superficial emptiness filled for a while by the irrevocable scrawl trailing from their elegy biplane.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better Life, white-churned!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better Life,  wind signal!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better Life, wood widgeon!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better Life, wine-bright!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_blurry.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44\" title=\"The world is blurry\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_blurry.png\" alt=\"The world is blurry\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_blurry.png 600w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_blurry-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_blurry-305x228.png 305w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In a  bonging without warning the face of annoy grew sullen, as the licensee tinkled  his little bell. It was time to settle up and leave. &#8220;Your money, moon-browed,&#8221; sighed Scarves O. Lurched. Afloat on his own breath, he rocked and smiled at nobody in particular. &#8220;Your money, night-cart!&#8221; bellowed Urinary U. Auditorium,  who projected his voice into large spaces for a living. &#8220;Your money, one-pope&#8221;  murmured a small woman who was passing the hat around. &#8220;Loraine haven&#8217;t I done  enough?&#8221; pleaded Depleted H. Glasgow. &#8220;Your cash, musket arrow?&#8221; enquired a  polite fellow to the right of Thursdays L. Projectile.<\/p>\n<p>Before he could answer, asceticism jangled hideously out of crones. It was the sound of Gertrude Dowdy, Minnie D. Huff and Guadalupe Cornett emptying their coin jars. They&#8217;d meant to feed the poker machines, but had sunken too far into their chairs. &#8220;Your cash, morning-colored!&#8221; The publican stretched out an arm grown sturdy from opening the till. As he ushered them out the door, he decided he quite liked these  bubble bath taxidermists. &#8220;Much less trouble than the pig pen ruffians inside 63,&#8221; he thought, glancing across the road at Snakebite B. Acetone&#8217;s rank little  establishment.<\/p>\n<p>The door closed behind them, but there was one last toast to make.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trust, mingle-mangle!&#8221; said Flux J. Oops as he spilled out into the street and began to roll downhill, safe in the knowledge that they&#8217;d pick him up when he finally reached the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_lamp.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45\" title=\"Table lamp in a breeze\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skipism.net\/ism\/wp-content\/upLoads\/2011\/06\/refill_edward_lamp.png\" alt=\"Table lamp in a breeze\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This story was constructed from recycled spam and a little wood glue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;Your health, nipperty-tipperty&#8221; said Grover Fontenot, slopping his drink. &#8220;Your health, milk-testing&#8221; they all replied, eyeing the stains on his lab coat. &#8220;Your health, nurse frog&#8221; croaked Gonzalo Darling, turning in his chair to face the ancient woman beside him. &#8220;Your health, old-field lark&#8221; she warbled back. 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